There was no way that I could mention all the best dressed chicas of 2009 without mentioning the fashion fails of the year. Here are the few that should resolve to buy a mirror (and perhaps a new stylist) for the New Year!
Katie, Katie, Katie, what happened?! I really don’t know how someone who became so stylish and was BFF with Posh suddenly becomes this. Seriously though, Katie Holmes used to show the world her chic sophistication, and now she just shows her inability to match. Better luck next year, Katie!
I don’t care that you are Madonna, and that you have a gazillion dollars and that you are wearing Louis Vuitton. When you have antennas coming out of your head, you should probably rethink your outfit (and your stylist). This is yet another way that Lady Gaga is dethroning the Queen of Pop.
Dear Mariah, I love you and I think you have a fabulous voice, but you need to wake up, smeel the BenGay and realize that you are not in your twenties anymore! The older you get the more tacky your style becomes. You are in your forties! You can still be fierce, but for crying out loud just do it right!
And on the other side of the spectrum, someone who thinks they are way older than there actual age, Miley Cyrus. From the booty shorts, nude pics and pole dancing, Miley is making all the right moves to become trailer trash. Seriously Miley, do us all a favor and go away until you are old enough to dress yourself without looking like such a mess.
Dressing in your grandmother’s quilt is never a good idea. Cate Blanchet is usually stunning on the red carpet. I just don’t even know what happened here.
Aside from the consistent bored look she has on her face, Kristen Stewart has no clue when it comes to dressing herself.
I’m sorry, the Honky Tonk Hooker Fest is next door. I’m not really sure who Brynne Gordon is, but suffice to say that I don’t really care either. Is it just me or are these pics getting worse and worse…
Where do I begin… Did you even notice that you were on a red carpet? Awwww, did you get lost on your way to the trailer park BBQ? My eyes hurt…
What’s with the look of disgust on her face? Maybe Renee Zellwegger is pissed at her stylist for making her wear a curtain as a dress. The colour, the hair, the expression, it’s all very wrong.
And finally, the two that have always been consistent in their ineptitude for style, the Olsen twins. While I think Ashley is sometimes cute, Mary-Kate just seems like she’s trying to look like a character in a tragic musical. Good job!